The Creepy Photo Album at My Grandma’s House

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OMG, so get this! My sister and I were stuck at our grandma’s place, cleaning up after that huge flood last week, because we got grounded for partying too much and for being a straight-D students. How lame is that? I was sooo ready to hit the beach but instead, I was stuck in this creepy old house.

And then, like, I found this super weird old photo album in the basement with pics of random people and some freaky kids wearing bunny masks. I mean, what kind of family takes photos like that? It was giving me major heebie-jeebies.

And then, like, these creepy ghostly freaks started coming out of the album and towards me and my sister! I was so freaked out that I couldn’t even scream. But then I remembered that we’re totally badass and we had to fight these ghosts and seal them away. I mean, we’d never fought ghosts before, but, like, how hard could it be?

So we, like, totally put on our game faces and started fighting these ghostly freaks. My sis was, like, punching them left and right, while I was trying to come up with a plan. And then, like, I realized that we had to get these ghosts back into the album where they came from.

We finally managed to corral the ghosts back into the album and sealed it shut. And just to be extra sure, we locked it up in a cabinet. Like, we totally deserved a break after that. So we went out and got some ice cream and talked about how we’re gonna throw a party every weekend for the rest of the year. ‘Cause, like, who cares? We’re totally badass and we just fought off these creepy ghost people. How many people can say that?

2 COMMENTS

[APRIL 9, 2023 AT 01:55 PM] CC SAYS:

Wait, what?! That’s not how it happened at all! You’re totally exaggerating! We found the photo album, yeah, but nothing else you said is true. It was just a bunch of old family photos. And there were definitely no ghosts! You’re making us sound like we’re in some kind of horror movie! Ugh, why do you always have to over-dramatize everything?